The Definitive Automotive Experience

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A bespoke vehicle selection experience tailored to the unique financial recklessness of Scott Wong.

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2 Vehicles Owned
2 Parents' Cars Borrowed
3 Engines (1 car)
0 Lessons Learned

Current Portfolio

The Wong Collection

An evolving monument to questionable financial decisions.

High Risk Asset

Ford Shelby GT350

The One That Keeps Breaking

3 Engines & Counting
526 HP (When Running)
8,250 RPM Voodoo Redline

Engine History

Engine #1

Cause of death: Lived its life a quarter mile at a time. Rest in peace.

Engine #2

Cause of death: Also chose violence. Gone but not forgotten.

Engine #3

Status: Alive. For now. The voodoo engine giveth and the voodoo engine taketh away.

Mechanical Health
Critical — Engine #3 is living on borrowed time
Suspiciously Stable

Acura Integra Type S

The One That Actually Works

1 Engine (Original!)
320 HP (Consistently)
0 Nervous Breakdowns
Mechanical Health
Excellent — It's Honda. Of course it works.

Actual Daily Drivers

What Scott Actually Drives

Because the GT350 is always in the shop, Scott's real fleet is his parents' cars.

Dad's Car

Toyota Prius (1st Gen)

The Car Scott Drives More Than His GT350

1 Engine (25+ Years Old)
70 HP (All of Them)
50+ MPG (Scott's Best Car)
Mechanical Health
Outlived 2 Voodoo engines. Older than some of Scott's friends. Still running.
Mom's Car

Toyota Camry

The Backup to the Backup

1 Engine (Original, Obviously)
203 HP (More Reliable Than 526)
0 Engine Replacements Ever
Mechanical Health
It's a Camry. It will outlive the sun.

Portfolio Analysis

The Numbers Scott Doesn't Want to See

Estimated Total Automotive Spend $0 Includes 3 engines worth of "character building"
Cost Per Engine ~$8,000 A subscription service at this point
Mechanic's Retirement Fund Fully Funded Scott is that man's best customer
Days Since Last Car Purchase 47 The itch is getting stronger

What Scott Could Have Instead

A selection of things the combined automotive budget could have purchased.

🏠 Down Payment on a House Equity that doesn't need an oil change
🌴 327 Round-Trip Flights to Hawaii But would they be flat-plane crank?
💎 1 Engagement Ring If anyone would still have him after this
⛽ A Small Boat The only thing that depreciates faster than his cars

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01 — Budget

What's your budget for this vehicle?

02 — Purpose

What will you use this car for?

03 — Reliability

How important is reliability to you?

04 — Current Fleet Assessment

How do you feel about your current cars?

05 — Self-Reflection

When you buy this car, will it be your last?